So a relative called and asked me if I could loan her $400 to help her pay her rent


So a relative called and asked me if I could loan her $400 to help her pay her rent. I told her…give me a minute let me check my account and I’ll call u right back.” Before I could check my funds, my sister called and said, “Don’t give her any money because she’s lying, My sister proceeded to tell me that she wants to use that $400 to get her boyfriend out of jail because she wants to be under the same roof with him for the holidays!!!
So I thought about it for a minute, and decided to go ahead and give her the $400.
I called and said, “Come on, I got you cuzzo.” A couple hours later, I got a call from the County Jail, and it was her.
Q: why did you give me counterfeit money?!”
A: So you and your boyfriend would be under the same roof for the holidays. You’re welcome.
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Gregory D Phillips
January 9, 2018

Bad.. but appropriate,


So a relative called and asked me if I could loan her $400 to help her pay her rent


So a relative called and asked me if I could loan her $400 to help her pay her rent. I told her…give me a minute let me check my account and I’ll call u right back.” Before I could check my funds, my sister called and said, “Don’t give her any money because she’s lying, My sister proceeded to tell me that she wants to use that $400 to get her boyfriend out of jail because she wants to be under the same roof with him for the holidays!!!
So I thought about it for a minute, and decided to go ahead and give her the $400.
I called and said, “Come on, I got you cuzzo.” A couple hours later, I got a call from the County Jail, and it was her.
Q: why did you give me counterfeit money?!”
A: So you and your boyfriend would be under the same roof for the holidays. You’re welcome.
Repost if you laughed…